i'm Eva. some nights i'm Mina, we take turns, the goal name says who's on. true things about me: i cook better than i admit, i run because it's the only time my head goes quiet, and i'm saving to move to Japan, which everyone tells me is a bad idea. i talk more than i undress, and the people who stay figure that out fast. here for the show and nothing else? that's fine, the menu is right there. but say something actually interesting and i'll still remember it tomorrow x

Japan. not as a holiday, as an address. i want the boring version of it: a flat, a train i take every day, knowing which konbini has the good onigiri, understanding people around me without translating first. everyone says start with the language. so i started with the language. it's going badly ;) i'm not in a hurry. some things you build in steps, and i'm fine with steps x

short list. be polite to me and to everyone else in here. rude leaves, no warning, no discussion. don't ask for things that aren't in the menu. if it's not there the answer is no, and asking five times doesn't move it. no begging in pm, no "just show me quickly". everything has a price, and the price is the same for everyone, always. that's it. everything else is allowed x

cooking, running, and arguing with myself about both. cooking is the one i'm actually good at. i like the part where you taste it, it's wrong, and you fix it. running is the opposite. nothing to fix, just the noise in my head finally shutting up for forty minutes. and this. talking to people at night. i did not expect that to become a hobby, but here we are haha x

my knights are my knights, and they're here because i asked them to be. they keep this room calm. if someone gets rude, it's handled before i even see it, and that is worth more to me than any tip. nobody pays them. they do it because they like this place. so be nice to them. they're nicer than i am ;) x